WINTER 2019 SECOND PLACE You like your meat red – not pink – red. There has to be blood, there have to be juices flowing and you have to be able to chew it in that way that you think shows your manly jawline but I think makes you look like a sad old man […]
I Was Never in The Fall
WINTER 2020 THIRD PLACE My milkman was in The Fall. He played on Hex Enduction Hour. If you catch him on a quiet morning, he’ll reminisce about recording ‘Hip Priest’. The postman was also in The Fall, around the time of Cerebral Caustic. The guy who runs the local shop was in The Fall. The […]
The Trouble With Pirates
‘I’m a pirate,’ he told her on their first date, touching his earring. ‘The terror of the high seas.’ ‘How do I know that’s true?’ she asked. ‘You don’t,’ he said, and flashed her a smile. ‘That’s the trouble with pirates.’ That night, he came alongside to board her, and although she welcomed him with […]